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FreakoNimrod

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The fazbear chase sequence was genuinely nerve racking

this is fuckin awesooomeee. cant wait to see how it is when its done. only problem i encountered was that spacebar wouldn't work to shoot when I was strafing up or down with the arrow keys. one nit pick i guess would be that it took me a little while to find the dumpster but that might just be me being dumb as hell. The crystal mechanic is cool as shit, I've never seen anything quite like that. I love the art and characters, a class job there and the OST is so fitting. There is no better premise to a video game than "Little guy with no money wants a burger." Keep it up, I'm looking forward to the full release.

one of the most increadible games ive ever played on NG. Fuckin fantastic, you Milk Bar fellows never fail to make me smile and grin and giggle.

That hog made me brown my white trousers. Hope to see many cool projects from Team Max Hog in the future. MAX HOG POWERRRRR!!!

Tiny responds:

This is just the beginning... >:)

migmoog responds:

Brown is the only way a hog can be

This is the best movement i've experienced in a 2d platformer i think ever. You did a fucking excellent job at this. I cant wait until the full game. Fucking splendid.

This is so fucking awesome. It was great to be a part of this. I'm floor 4!

FreakoNimrod responds:

Another note, the C in C Juice stands for Cool because it makes you awesome when you drink it.

ZaazNG responds:

I'm really sorry, but I took a swig of that juice, and I'm still not cool. I do believe that this is called quote, unquote "False Advertising" if I'm not mistaken.
What could you possibly do for a compensation?

Cock game. Kind of humorous.

This is retarded. Great job.

Goddamn I loved this. Honestly, it has it all. Charm, style, good game-play, neat characters. Would love to see it turn into a fully fledged game. If so, you have my money. To all the Milkbar Lads, you did an amazing job.

This is great bruddha, but i have a gripe. The camera is to far up and to the right. The character is to close to the edge of the screen and i had trouble finding where to go in the platform section because of that. The style and everything art related is splendid, but work on the gameplay a bit. He sticks to the side of platforms and shit. But anyways, fuck your rock, fuck your seesaw, keep making games and improving. Eventually you'll master it.

iamjcat responds:

Thanks for playing my game :)
I'm sorry that you suffer a bit while playing it XD
I'm not gonna improve the gameplay further since I'm lazy and I have to develop other games.
The game is my first platformer and its implied that the game is experimental by nature in the dialogue options.
Click the link if you're curious to know more about my game's concept: http://fav.me/dd9o3kg

Yeah, yeah, go kick rocks loser. I'm not done yet.

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